MARRIED COLUMBUS

agar columbus married hota to kabhi america discover nahi kar pata kyon ki usese kisi ne nahi poocha

1]kaha jaa rahe ho?

2]kyon jaa rahe ho?

3]kiske saath

4] mujhe le chalo

5] wapas ka aaoge

6] ghar rah kar hi discover kar lo

7] meri amma ko hi le jao

PROPOSAL OR ADOPTION

GIRL;-my shona, my bachcha, my golu, my nonu, my sweetu, my chotu..kya tum mujhse shaadi karoge?

BOY;-abe tu propose kar rahi hai ya adopt?

SARDAR AND DOCTOR

sardar to doctor;-main susu subah 6 baje karta hoon aur tatti 7 baje,

doctor;-to prblem kya hai,

sardar;-neend 8 baje khulti hai.

SANTA KI SUHAGRAAT

santa singh suhaag raat ko thand ke maare rajai me ghus ke so gaya….

BIWI: meri tango k beech ek ched hai..

santa : tabhi me kahu k hawa kaha se aa rahi hai..

SAMSUNG OR SHYAM SINGH

Nepali :- O shabji ye Shyam Singh ka mobile kaha milega.

Salesman :- pata nahi

Nepali :- par address to yahi ka hai

Salesman :- abe ye shyam singh nahi SAMSUNG hai

BUS DRIVER KI SEAT

1 bus driver ki seat k peeche likha hua tha :- agar waheguru ne chaha to manjil tak pahucha dunga

aur agar aankh lag gayi to maa kasam waheguru se hi milwa dunga

SEX and BLUETOOTH

girls hotel ke aage ek ladka mooth maar raha tha….

chokidar;-ye kya kar rahe ho,

ladka;-chup bhosdi ke mein apni girlfriend ko bluetooth se chod raha hoon.

Mahangi Biwi

1 sardar har hafte kothe par jaakar bhav poochta….

kothe wala :- oye jab tujhe kuch karna hi nahi hai to bhav kyon poochta hai?

sardar;-mein chk karta hu k biwi mahangi to nahi pad rahi

POPULATION CONTROL IN BIHAR

what is the population comtrol system in Bihar…

hum do hamare do..

uske baad jitne ho saare Delhi bhej do

HOW SARDAR CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY

sardar went 2 a temple on hanuman jayanti..

pujari gave him aarti…

guess what sardar did…..

sardar blow off the diya and sang

haapy birthday hanumanji