MARRIED COLUMBUS

agar columbus married hota to kabhi america discover nahi kar pata kyon ki usese kisi ne nahi poocha
1]kaha jaa rahe ho?
2]kyon jaa rahe ho?
3]kiske saath
4] mujhe le chalo
5] wapas ka aaoge
6] ghar rah kar hi discover kar lo
7] meri amma ko hi le jao

May 10, 2010 at 5:06 pm Leave a comment

PROPOSAL OR ADOPTION

GIRL;-my shona, my bachcha, my golu, my nonu, my sweetu, my chotu..kya tum mujhse shaadi karoge?
BOY;-abe tu propose kar rahi hai ya adopt?

May 10, 2010 at 5:05 pm Leave a comment

SARDAR AND DOCTOR

sardar to doctor;-main susu subah 6 baje karta hoon aur tatti 7 baje,
doctor;-to prblem kya hai,
sardar;-neend 8 baje khulti hai.

May 10, 2010 at 5:04 pm Leave a comment

SANTA KI SUHAGRAAT

santa singh suhaag raat ko thand ke maare rajai me ghus ke so gaya….

BIWI: meri tango k beech ek ched hai..

santa : tabhi me kahu k hawa kaha se aa rahi hai..

May 6, 2010 at 6:25 pm Leave a comment

SAMSUNG OR SHYAM SINGH

Nepali :- O shabji ye Shyam Singh ka mobile kaha milega.

Salesman :- pata nahi

Nepali :- par address to yahi ka hai

Salesman :- abe ye shyam singh nahi SAMSUNG hai

May 6, 2010 at 6:23 pm Leave a comment

BUS DRIVER KI SEAT

1 bus driver ki seat k peeche likha hua tha :- agar waheguru ne chaha to manjil tak pahucha dunga

aur agar aankh lag gayi to maa kasam waheguru se hi milwa dunga

May 6, 2010 at 6:18 pm Leave a comment

SEX and BLUETOOTH

girls hotel ke aage ek ladka mooth maar raha tha….
chokidar;-ye kya kar rahe ho,
ladka;-chup bhosdi ke mein apni girlfriend ko bluetooth se chod raha hoon.

May 5, 2010 at 5:24 pm Leave a comment

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